Help Harper Name His New Pet

PM Harper came out of a month-long media hiding last week to give his first full length interview since election day.

Now he is asking the canadian population to help decide on whether to purchase $35B fighter jets, uh, I mean to help name his pet cat. Glad he has his priorities straight.

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Thirty-five Billion
2. Billion dollar jet
3. Prison-builder
4. Fourteen-year-old in adult prison
5. Enn Arr Ay
6. Gun-Registry
7. Census (at least we'll have 1 that's not clinically dead)
8. Anti-Abortion
9. Adolph Harper
10. Brigette DePape

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