Things That are Less White than Ontario Premier Doug Ford's Cabinet

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s brother, a former drug pusher, has cultivated his white male privilege all the way to the highest office in Ontario. Canada's most populous province has a new premier, and he spends more time telling us he is for the people than doing actions for the people.



The first people he picked to represent "the people" he professes to champion do not reflect the diversity of the "most diverse" province or the "most multicultural" city he hails from.

Despite having numerous experienced and qualified elected MPPs of colour to chose from, Premier Fraud selected a roster of white people to lead “the people” out of former Premier Kathleen Wynne’s shadow.

There are a few things that are less white than Doug Ford's cabinet:

1. an iceberg
2. the snow that blanketed Newfoundland last week
3. Megan Markle's wedding dress
4. U.S. President Donald Trump's cabinet
5. moldy, spoiled milk
6. Argentina's 2018 FIFA World Cup roster
7. the crowd of people bidding to buy a black man's body in the movie "Get Out"
8. an episode of "F.R.I.E.N.D.s"
9. an episode of "Seinfeld"
10. the teeth of the low-income kids Doug invites to his cottage in the summer for a feel-good photo-op
11. the rice underprivileged Ontarians will be eating because they can't afford anything else 
12. the crack-cocaine Rob Ford was videotaped snorting
13. the toilet paper that will be needed to clean up after the pending sh*t storm 

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